Brass: Brass monkey that funky monkey
Thistle: Thistle be my last knock knock joke
Little old lady: I didn't know you could yodel
Mitas: Mitas well sit down and relax
Orange: Orange you gonna come in?
Boo: Dont cry, it's just me
Land: Land ho, not land who
Yoda: Yoda smart one, you tell me
Theodore: Theodore is stuck and it won't close
Owls: You got it right this time
Weasel: Weasel while you work
Cows: No, cows moo
Toodle: Toodle oo to you too
You: I'm over here
Bat: Bat you can't wait to hear more knock knock jokes
Mice: Mice to meet you
Who: What are you, an owl?
Butter: I butter not tell you
Lettuce: Lettuce in, it's cold out here
Ketchup: Ketchup or you'll be left behind